In the morning one of the recess duties came into my room to give me a squirt gun a student was pretending to shoot at people. I had to have the "we don't bring toys to school and we DO NOT EVER BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL" talk. Oh joy. Then, in the afternoon another student was showing off his shot gun shells... So, I had to have the "we do not EVER bring anything to do with a gun to school" talk. Oh, five-year-olds...
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This was funny. I was reading the story, My Teacher Sleeps at School. The kids in the story think their teacher sleeps in their classroom. One of the character says, "teachers can do anything!" I asked my class if they thought that was true. The results were mixed. Then, one of my students said, "no, you can't do everything. You can't make a donkey disappear!" Crack me up...
A "skirt gun?"
ReplyDeleteHaha! I'll fix that!
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